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Friday, January 2, 2026
Project Tzeentch - Chariot
Sunday, December 28, 2025
Project Tzeentch - Cypher Warriors
I've been kicking around this idea to create god-specific armies for each of the 4 chaos gods since I started playing back in 6th ed WFB (i know that was a forever ago). It was kinda difficult back in the day to get specific kits and bits (though you could order direct bits from GW). Nowadays with the huge variety of kits and resellers/bit sellers on eBay and around the web, 3d prints, and the increase of quality of sculpts, there's a vast amount of conversion source material and potential out there!
I decided I wanted to create a Tzeentch themed army for Warhammer the Old World. With the release of Grand Cathay for Warhammer The Old World, I piqued my imagination about Tzeentch cults in Cathayan society; nobles that worshipped Tzeentch for esoteric knowledge...perhaps elixirs of long life or knowledge that gave them an edge over their peers and rivals.
Visually I wanted something that expanded on the magical spikey armored sorceror/warriors of canon Tzeentch (which I love) but with some twists. Mainly I want a unique army on the table!
I want to keep the canon themes of Tzeentch combined with a bit of eastern or foreign (outside the strictly Norse look) with a hint of dark majesty/occult.
I've always liked the more creative direction GW took with the Warcry warbands, especially the early ones. The Cypher Lords from Hysh were going to be a my main proxies for chaos warriors. Sure they're lightly armored, but I love the dynamic poses and their equipment lend a air of something eastern (chakrams, naginata like glaives, etc.) Their AoS lore suggest their clandestine chaos worship and themes of being masters of spying, deception, and assassination cliqued with me. At this point their kits are OOP and hard to find (at least at a decent price), but I managed to track down a bunch (new kits and used)! I think that gives me more than enough for models on the table, and conversion material.
First box I spotted at my LGS by chance for regular retail price ( I don't know if they knew or cared that it was OOP lol).
Wednesday, July 16, 2025
Remaining 6th Ed Ungors
Still have some remaining, unbuilt Ungors from the same batch I bought off my friend back when I first started playing WFH (6th Ed.)! These older models have some charm despite some technical drawbacks compared even to the 7th ed models (variety, clarity of detail/sculpt, etc.), and are rather nostalgic for me.
These came in a box that was a mix of 12x Gors and 8x Ungors, which was a unit combination you could field back then. With the new Beastmen Arcane Journal for TOW, this type of unit mix returns with the Primal Warherds!
Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Beastlord (Spire Tyrants Bestigor Destroyer)
Browsing eBay I came across a really rare find - the Bestigor Destroyer mini from the now OOP Warcry Spire Tyrants warband! I searched for this mini for a while now (still kicking myself for not purchase the Spire Tyrants when they first released), and have never seen it for sale individually. Usually the warband is for sale (new and used) for an exorbitant price, soI was really excited to find this model and purchased it immediately. As you see in the pics below it came painted and based:
Thursday, May 22, 2025
Fleshgors! Razorhounds!
I needed some models to represent Razorgors in my list, and unfortunately the Pumba - er - Razorgor models are not only hilariously hideous, but also unavailable (at the time of this writing) from GW and expensive on Ebay. My guess is that they have been taken down for re-packaging for the upcoming Beastmen Arcane Journal release.
Luckily I had some Flesh Hounds laying around from an impulse Ebay buy (Wrath and Rapture Khorne half)! The sculpts are pretty nice and dynamic and look sufficiently wild and aggressive, so I think they'd be great stand-ins for Razorgors.
Friday, May 16, 2025
Dragon Ogres Assembly
First of the Dragon Ogres, cut off the sprue, with contact points and mold lines cleaned up. The mold lines on this kit are pretty minimal, and the details are pretty crisp. Seeing the models in person really make a difference versus seeing the GW painted up versions.
I was actually surprised by the scale of the body. From pictures I've always imagined these guys to be much bigger...their bodies are roughly the size of a Chaos Knight/Barded Steed.
I'm opting for the great weapon option (rule of cool!), which is probably the typical setup for these guys. Also picking the helmeted head to complete the heavy armor look. I might do a little bit of modifications and add some spare horns to the helmet at some point.
Another note, 2-handed weapons are always a nightmare to put together (GW model wise) without major gaps. Woe betide you if you have to connect a 2H weapon where one arm is attached and the other arm joins at the wrist....sometimes the gap is too big to able to glue together! I just have my fingers crossed that these aren't too bad. These join at the armpits, so a tad more forgiving hopefully.
















































